mom: how did you do on that math test you had last week
me: eh okay... i got a B
hips: no you didn't... you got a C..
me: mom my hips are lying..
mom: sweety.. hips don't lie.. ur grounded..

Monday, September 22 with 1,729 notes

foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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Monday, September 22 with 190,763 notes

aphmolossia:

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

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Monday, September 22 with 972,877 notes
Baby: m..m..m-
Mother: memes?
Baby: mama
Mother:
Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

Monday, September 22 with 101,416 notes

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

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Monday, September 22 with 362,884 notes