zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

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Saturday, April 19 with 205,763 notes
I touched John Green’s crotch.

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

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Saturday, April 19 with 120,778 notes
REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

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officialunitedstates:

my idea of a fun friday night is making a smoothie and then trying to piece back together the fruit

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Saturday, April 19 with 13,076 notes

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to

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this website is so fucked up

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