cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

(Source: qothqueen, via moistbottom)

Thursday, July 24 with 399,595 notes

taggedbooty:

"no one did well on this assignment so it just wont count"

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(via humorking)

Thursday, July 24 with 16,874 notes

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters, via departured)

Thursday, July 24 with 686,808 notes

lazar3tto:

1beieberdaphne:

lazar3tto:

when your friend keeps telling shitty jokes and youre just sitting there like

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I’m usually the one telling the jokes…

(via laughtime)

Thursday, July 24 with 3,465 notes

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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(Source: basedgosh, via orgasm)

Thursday, July 24 with 74,044 notes

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

(via disagreed)

Thursday, July 24 with 290,395 notes
When someone attempts to make pizza but they have no idea what they’re doing

omiedahomie:

It’s not delivery, it’s disgusting

Thursday, July 24 with 18 notes